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Two and a Half Men (2003)

Two and a Half Men (2003)

TV series 262 episodes 12 seasons
TV-14 30 minutes EN Comedy
Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Season 7 (22 episodes)

Sep 21, 2009
Episode 1
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Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.
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Sep 28, 2009
Episode 2
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.
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Oct 05, 2009
Episode 3
Mmm, Fish. Yum.
Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.
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Oct 12, 2009
Episode 4
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.
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Oct 19, 2009
Episode 5
For the Sake of the Child
Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.
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Nov 02, 2009
Episode 6
Give Me Your Thumb
Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.
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Nov 09, 2009
Episode 7
Untainted by Filth
Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.
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Nov 16, 2009
Episode 8
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.
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Nov 23, 2009
Episode 9
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.
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Dec 07, 2009
Episode 10
That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.
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Dec 14, 2009
Episode 11
Warning, It's Dirty
Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, while Celeste is away for Christmas.
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Jan 11, 2010
Episode 12
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.
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Jan 18, 2010
Episode 13
Yay, No Polyps!
Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.
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Feb 01, 2010
Episode 14
Crude and Uncalled For (1)
Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.
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Feb 08, 2010
Episode 15
Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)
Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.
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Mar 01, 2010
Episode 16
Tinkle Like a Princess
Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.
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Mar 08, 2010
Episode 17
I Found Your Moustache
Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
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Mar 22, 2010
Episode 18
Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.
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Apr 12, 2010
Episode 19
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.
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May 10, 2010
Episode 20
I Called Him Magoo
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"
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May 17, 2010
Episode 21
Gumby with a Pokey
Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.
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May 24, 2010
Episode 22
This Is Not Gonna End Well
Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.
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